Duniya Gol Nahi Ulti He...!

Oh! Kya keh reh ho ,kya sach me aisa he.
Kya aapko pata nahi,chalo to phir suno.
Sala ,har ek bat samjani padti he,ok koi gal nahi...
1.First impression is not a last impression.
(woh pagal he jo pehli hi barme impress hote he,aur jo last me impress hote he.)
2.Jise profit karna chahiye woh desh ka nam roshan kar raha he,aur jise desh ka kam karna chahiye wo profit kar raha he.
(SACHIN TENDULKAR desh ka nam kar raha he,aur Neta ji profit kar rahe he)
3.Film me jise Hero dikate he wo real life me vilan hote he.
(Hum sath sath he,jisme salman khan ko sabse achhe beta ka role mila tha,usi film ke doran ek rakshash jesa kam kar diya.ho gaya na hero mese zero)
4.Jisske khilaf sar uthana chahiye usike samne sir zukate he.aur jaha zukana chahiye waha galiya dete he.
(Bade gunde/badmaso se darte he,aur Gandhi je Maha Atma oka majak udate he.)

5.Jise rakhna chahiye use todte he aur jise chhodna chahiye use apnate he log.
(Rishte todte he paiso k liye.Aaj paisa ka mulya kai rishtoshe jyada ho gaya he)
6.EK Kam karte he ganda par kapde he safed,dusra kam karta accha par kapde he kale.
(polition pehnte he safed kapde kam karte he kale,COMMANDO kam karte he shanti ka pehnte he kale kapde)
7.Jise milne chahi ye phool use milte he kante,aur jise milni chahiye khusbu use milte he phool.
(g.f ke sath valentine day cel. Karenge,magar kabhi ma ke sath mother day cel. nahi karenge.

G.f ko din me 5o bar i love u kahenge par sala majal hejo ek bar bhi ye "i love u" ma-bap ye nikala ho.

Hotel me jake ache khane ke liye waitor ko tip denge,par kabhi ma ke liye jo pichle kai salo se ek bhi rupiye liye pagalo ki tarah acha khana banati he,uske liye do mithe tarif ke sabd nikale ho.

Jab zindagi me salah leni hoto paise kharch karke consultant ke pas jaenge,aur koi apna salah deto kahenge "this is my personal matter!".)